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31 days of solitude: Welcome to Brussels in August

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Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column . For those of you not in Brussels, the EU capital is deserted at this time of year.

It’s emptier than U.S. President Donald Trump’s loyalty card for the salad bar.

It’s quieter than a Zoom call with only Boomers (because none of them could find the unmute button, geddit?).

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31 days of solitude: Welcome to Brussels in August · EkJhalak News